The Aeusem Race

Subject: The Aeusem Race Sun Aug 22, 2010 5:31 pm

I am your host, Popsoff1!
Where are our competitors?
The race is divided into 5 different regions.
*pulls out map*
Starting out with the Grass region, heading into the rocky mountains area, then into the snowy nountains, then the lake, then into the marshlands and back to the Grass region. There is 12 laps. This is a long track so make sure you bring a lot of fuel
Rules
1. No cheating. Like saying you went around one area, or region or laps, in only a few posts.
2. You CAN have weapons, to pass the other competitors.

Remember to enter your drivers license. (NOT YOUR REAL ONE.) Make one now and say like what it looks like and information about your car.

That's all I can think of right now! The winner gets the Golden Pie Trophy!

Subject: Re: The Aeusem Race Sun Aug 22, 2010 8:35 pm

I enter me and my Ausum Car!

Subject: Re: The Aeusem Race Mon Aug 23, 2010 2:54 pm

Okay, enter your TCPB Drivers License! (Not your real one)

Subject: Re: The Aeusem Race Mon Aug 23, 2010 3:50 pm

I don't have my driver's liscense,yet.

Name: Tom 5194
Age: 15 and a half(when you get your learner's permit XD)
Hair color: Black
Eye Color:Brown
Gender: Male
Vehicle: Ausum Car

Subject: Re: The Aeusem Race Tue Aug 24, 2010 1:56 pm

... I know, I was kidding. You don't have to be a certain age here.

Subject: Re: The Aeusem Race Tue Aug 24, 2010 7:31 pm

Ah,no match for my Ausum Car.Goes from 0-60 in like,faster than you.

Subject: Re: The Aeusem Race Tue Aug 24, 2010 8:54 pm

Oooh! *checks car's details*

Subject: Re: The Aeusem Race Wed Aug 25, 2010 12:41 pm

Well,I'm actually drank water from this spring that makes me live as long as I want.It dried up now.

I'm immortal in this rice!Plus,my car has lasers,all-terrain tires,mines,grenades,bombs,missiles,forcefield,and other stuff that defends my car.

Subject: Re: The Aeusem Race Sat Aug 28, 2010 8:12 am

Now! *sirens go off*

Subject: Re: The Aeusem Race Mon Aug 30, 2010 9:58 am

*Speeds forward*

Alright,first stop.McDonalds Drive Thru for lunch.

Subject: Re: The Aeusem Race Wed Sep 01, 2010 7:13 pm

*flag hits Cosmo's car and he goes flying to the begining*

Oooh..... Good thing he wasn't far.

Subject: Re: The Aeusem Race Sat Sep 04, 2010 12:56 pm

Me:Geeze,what the heck is taking this line so long?

Duck in front of the line:Quack Quack!Quack and Quack Eep.
Machine:Could you repeat that,sir?

Subject: Re: The Aeusem Race Sat Sep 04, 2010 1:15 pm

*restraunt blows up*

Subject: Re: The Aeusem Race Sun Sep 05, 2010 8:01 pm

Aw...well,at least I found a Big Mac and Large Sprite!*Eats and drives*

Make that 19 miles away from me.I'm on the highway right now.

Subject: Re: The Aeusem Race Mon Sep 06, 2010 8:49 am

Ooo.... Tom is catching up. He's entering the Grass region now! *ridley comes up and flies over Tom and Cosmo*
Oooh.... They're doomed.
Tom: Drive or shoot?
Tom: *repeats* DRIVE OR SHOOT?!?
Cosmo: Both...

Subject: Re: The Aeusem Race Sun Sep 12, 2010 2:45 pm

*Shoots Cosmo's tires*

Now I am 18 miles away from him.

Subject: Re: The Aeusem Race Mon Sep 13, 2010 5:11 pm

Ridley ate Cosmo!
Cosmo: I'll be back.... *vanishes*
Arnold: My quote.
Cosmo: Oh, right....

Guest

*Pops out of Ridley*

Ewwww, he pooped me out. Anyways, am I still in this? I'm technically still racing.

Name: Pennington
Hair color: I gotz no hair.
Eye color: Black
Gender: Male Penguin
Vehicle: Aeusem Sports Car (With Luxury Hot tub in back seat)

Just so I can resume.

Subject: Re: The Aeusem Race Tue Sep 21, 2010 9:15 am

Okay, I guess you can do that. =P *random boulder crushes Tom and his car*

Guest

*Runs over Tom and his crushed car* Sorry!

Subject: Re: The Aeusem Race Thu Sep 23, 2010 8:45 pm

Cosmo is Pennington? So you ARE on CPB still?

Guest

Well, now I'm not. I actually changed my name on here before I joined that stupid forum again.